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ponyconfessions:

I have two ideas for comedic clopfics, but no intention to write them. Here they are: 1. Either Twilight or Rarity (has to be a unicorn so they don’t get it on themselves) sneaks poison joke on Fluttershy, then they (or possibly the whole town) tries to rape her for her sexy voice, possibly getting some joke on themselves in the process. 2. Twilight styles her hair like Rarity’s for Spike (or Spike makes her hair like that), then they get it on (based on the scene in Cutie Pox). Use if you like.

Please don’t write them. They’re not good ideas.

ponyconfessions:

I have two ideas for comedic clopfics, but no intention to write them. Here they are: 1. Either Twilight or Rarity (has to be a unicorn so they don’t get it on themselves) sneaks poison joke on Fluttershy, then they (or possibly the whole town) tries to rape her for her sexy voice, possibly getting some joke on themselves in the process. 2. Twilight styles her hair like Rarity’s for Spike (or Spike makes her hair like that), then they get it on (based on the scene in Cutie Pox). Use if you like.

Please don’t write them. They’re not good ideas.

  1. artista-af reblogged this from ponyconfessions and added:
    err… do you have any idea what “comedy” is? Just becauce you call it “comedy” doesn’t make rape funny, personally those...
  2. pkanaya reblogged this from redeyesonblacksails
  3. norsepony reblogged this from babysealburritos and added:
    Clop (just like fanfics (just like fiction (just like everything))) adheres to Sturgeon’s Law. These ideas are just from...
  4. carnagescissors reblogged this from cathyonwheels and added:
    …..^ This
  5. cathyonwheels reblogged this from ponyconfessions and added:
    Please don’t write them. They’re not good ideas.
  6. stachioed reblogged this from ponyconfessions and added:
    The Poison Joke one has potential! I have still to write my Hearts and Hooves Grimdark that I’ve been planning since,...
  7. alexanderkrizak reblogged this from babysealburritos and added:
    No, I enjoy a good clopfic (emphasis on the GOOD), but these ideas are utterly terrible.That first one makes me feel...
  8. phantompen reblogged this from raynoreqearthplayer and added:
    challenge considered.
  9. phoenix-and-friends reblogged this from ponyconfessions
  10. babysealburritos reblogged this from ponyconfessions and added:
    Is it just because I don’t like clop or are these both really terrible ideas?
  11. raynoreqearthplayer reblogged this from ponyconfessions and added:
    the spike one…GOD DAMN IT! SOMEPONY WRITE IT!
  12. redeyesonblacksails reblogged this from ponyconfessions and added:
    RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY
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